The Philanderer's Ansaphone Message
Written by Sophie Hannah
Feminist Poems Feminism poems
( 1 Vote )The Philanderer's Ansaphone Message
I’m not at home to take your call. Bad luck,
But leave your number and I’ll be in touch.
You’ll hear from me next time I want a f**k,
(My love, my darling). Thank you very much.
Please leave your name – I’ll add it to my list,
That way I won’t forget. One does lose track…
But I can guarantee that when I’m pissed
I shall be keen to get you in the sack.
I knew this ansaphone would come in handy –
Voice after female voice I’ve got recorded.
I play the tape back when I’m feeling randy
And one by one my ladies are rewarded.
My system works supremely well, I’ve found.
Wait by the phone until your turn comes around.
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