I'm not good at birthday rhymes,
And I'm not Mother Goose.
I do not like greeeeen eggs and ham,
But I'm no Doctor Suess.
I've lost so much weight lately ,
That my pants are awful loose.
So while I'm trying to hold them up
I'll saddle up my moose.
For I'd like to drop a note to say:

'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY TO YOOUSE!